President Donald Trump’s work days reportedly begin as late as 11 a.m., end by 6 p.m., and often contain hours of “executive time.”
Axios reported that on one particular day, Trump had a meeting with Chief of Staff John Kelly at 11 a.m., followed by an hour of “executive time,” an hour for lunch, an hour and 15 minutes of “executive time,” a 45-minute meeting, then 15 more minutes of “executive time.”
So what’s this “executive time” really all about? People on Twitter have some theories as well as some thoughts on how they’d spend that time:
“executive time” is definitely my new favorite euphemism
— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) January 8, 2018
Trump doesn’t start work til 11AM & takes “executive time” breaks all day. Thank god he’s lazy & not devoted to fucking things up
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) January 8, 2018
Gonna start calling my period “Executive Time.”
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) January 8, 2018
‘Executive Time’ sounds like something your dad says as he heads into the bathroom w/ a stack of magazines/newspapers ….
— amy walter (@amyewalter) January 8, 2018
I consider Jeopardy watching part of my Executive Time.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) January 8, 2018
Finishing up #ExecutiveTime by sipping my third Diet Coke and changing out of my new French fry jammies (thank you @seanhannity) so I can make my BORING 11AM “meeting”. Busy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaIdTrimp) January 8, 2018
“executive time” definitely sounds like a euphemism for masturbation
— talia lavin (@chick_in_kiev) January 8, 2018
Executive time? Policy time? Is that anything like Coloring Time and Potty Time at a day care? The laziest president we have ever had.
— Karen Burgess (@reno860) January 8, 2018
Kids tucked in. Wife in bed. Remote in hand.
It’s Executive Time.
— Dave Pell (@davepell) January 9, 2018